Relationships?

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him,
he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been
with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there
to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side . . …
You know what?”
“What dear?”
She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck, Sod off.”


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11 Responses to “Relationships?”

  1. hahahaha!!!
    excellent lol
    thanks for the laugh.

  2. Well to be realistic relationships are made through a two way process its never a one way expression it involves always more then one person to have a relationship.
    So if she is the bad luck to him, then its an action reaction kind of thing he is bad luck to her too, she has also lost her time, energy, feelings and even her state of mind for him. She should not feel bad and tell him that he is as bad luck or rather a evil spell on her too.

  3. Oh, My God! That was so abhorrently funny! Yikes!!!

  4. Who says romance is dead??

  5. …good.

  6. Yeah nice one bruv! 9/10

  7. Charmin :)

  8. ha ha

  9. You should really read this free E-book containing 97 steps to a happy relationship. highly recommended!

  10. lol nice joke =D xx

  11. Happy (Christmas) Murcia on November 26th, 2009 at 5:42 am

    Nice one big lol,,,,,

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