Lessons Learn About Men…?

1. If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach you’re aiming too high.
2. Woman don’t make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you’re sick of him .
4. Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ………. a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men – strong, caring, loving – they’d be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets.
15. Men’s brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – “don’t” and “stop”.
17. Husbands are like children-they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.


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17 Responses to “Lessons Learn About Men…?”

  1. I will have to have a word with Carpy about this. This is not on. Wait til I get my hands on you and that wife of mine for agreeing. pmsl lol
    LMAO LOL

  2. LOL, so true!!! 16 is not offensive when combined, though!!!
    EDIT:
    Now, what on Earth would have compelled someone to give me and the person below me a thumbs down???

  3. I hope these are not based on personal experiences!!!
    LOL!! *

  4. very good.

  5. thumbs up mums. really enjoyed those. had a good laugh!

  6. LMAO love it

  7. not singing the yahoo tune on November 24th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    looks like you’ve got it in for us blokes tonight

  8. Excellent.
    Good one!

  9. That’s actually some pretty good information there,
    I’m sure that what you say has some meaning behind it.
    Thank you :) xx

  10. Now that you told us all the right answers,
    Whats the question? lol

  11. You’ve really got in for us tonight. lol

  12. Very funny

  13. Wow how true. You know them as good as me. Spot on Mumson well done and have a star.

  14. “OUCH”…..That’s Hitting Below the Belt….!!!
    But, Very Good……LOL

  15. 10 Is brilliant !!

  16. LOL.

  17. OH Girl you Make me Laugh!!!
    LOL!!!
    :)

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