Health aware

Problematic day ! The headphones that go to my ipod broke . As most of you know , the Milkshake song by Kelis is in reference to a female’s chest . On my Ipod , I’d been listening to the song , I then put it on pause before enterting the health clinic . This morning , I was at an Aurora medical clinic to be seen for leg & back pain . After the doctor saw me , she directed me to a unisex dressing room with several locking doors for patients privacy , and told me to take off my jeans and slip into a gown in preparation for my x-ray . When I walked into the dressing room , much to my surprise was a woman who had her bra off ! Her whole chest was exposed ! I turned my head in the other direction real quick to show respect to her , she turned her body away from me as well . I proceeded into the dressing room where there was a door with a lock on it for privacy . The lady was like “My purse is in there , could you hand it to me please . ”
The thing that I dont understand is despite the dressing room having several locking doors , why the lady decided to dress out in the foyer where anyone walking pass could see her ! Her purse was inside of the little tiny private dressing space where she should have been ! She should have been in there with the purse . . . Instead the purse is in the room where she should have been and she is out where everyone can see her . . . . So anyway as I stated earlier , I proceeded into the dressing space and started to shut my door . . . When all of a sudden I hear . . . “My purse is in there , can you hand it to me please ” I reach to grab her purse and as I am handing it to her , my paused Ipod rubs against my pants pocket and begins to play the milkshake song at full volume . It was then that I reached into my pocket to turn the Ipod off ,accidentally breaking a piece off the headphone . IRONICALLY , as I stated earlier , The Milkshake song is in reference to a female’s chest . And I was just accidently exposed to a woman’s chest . The song accidently started playing and it was totally relevant to what had just happened .
Now I’ve witnessed some crazy **** in the year 2007 , but this takes the cake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!