I Thought This Was Funny….check It Out.?

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side…You knowwhat?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck, get the f*ck away from me.”


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22 Responses to “I Thought This Was Funny….check It Out.?”

  1. hahahahaha i wasnt expecting that

  2. That is funny. Billy Connolly told very similar joke about an old Glaswegian couple.

  3. LOL

  4. Didnt expect the ending! Funny :)

  5. roflmaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
    !!!

  6. OMG!!!!!!! I’m still sitting here with my mouth open from the shock. That was classic. Great joke. That deserves an 11. WOW!!!

  7. haha… funny

  8. lol, awesome

  9. never saw that comin.lovely.

  10. LOL!!

  11. lol, sounds like something the typical hubby would say.

  12. haha funny ****

  13. (:ßlue Ðesert:) on November 25th, 2009 at 6:27 am

    Ha ha ha …. thumbs up!@!!!
    Check this one:
    A man was visiting his wife in the hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor, who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn’t want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: “She choked.”

  14. chukel fun fun funny

  15. Hey I really think that it’s very funny. especially the part when he disses her. But plis lose the bad words!?

  16. I saw it coming, but it was still pretty funny.
    Thanks.

  17. LOL!

  18. He just may have a point there!

  19. nice lol that is sooo… funny! ROFL

  20. Yahoo Answer Rat on November 26th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    That was funny
    Keep ‘em coming!

  21. Why yes!! That was pretty cute!!
    Thanks for the giggle!!

  22. hilarious! it took how many years for him to realize this?

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